It is indeed the most technologically advanced piece of garbage that I have ever seen.
And I mean that with the utmost respect. I do wholeheartedly applaud your creativity and wearwithall to continue building such a thing.
If invention is the mother of necessity, this creation must have been the bastard lovechild of some very particular need for an electric bicycle.
Keep up the good work.
And try gaffers tape instead of duct tape. Its stronger.